! Make CapsLock a Control key, like God intended
remove Lock = Caps_Lock
keysym Caps_Lock = Control_L
add Control = Control_L

! What the hell is a Menu key, and why does my keyboard have one? 
! Must be some weird Microsoft thing. Anyway, make it a Hyper.
keysym Menu = Hyper_R
add Mod2 = Hyper_R